Seniors Texting Codes

Young people have theirs,now Seniors have their own texting  codes: 


*  ATD – At the Doctor’s 
*  BFF – Best Friends Funeral 
*  BTW – Bring the Wheelchair 
*  BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth 
*  CBM – Covered by Medicare 
*  CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center 
*  DWI – Driving While Incontinent 
*  FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers 
*  FWIW – Forgot Where I Was 
*  FYI – Found Your Insulin 
*  GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
*  GHA – Got Heartburn Again 
*  HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement 
*  IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On? 
*  LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out 
*  LOL – Living on Lipitor 
*  LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On 
*  OMMR – On My Massage Recliner 
*  OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas 
*  ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!  
   *  TOT – Texting on Toilet 
*  TTYL – Talk to You Louder 
*  WAITT – Who Am I Talking To? 
*  WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again 
*  WTP – Where’re the Prunes? 
*  WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help.

GGLKI

(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!) 
  

Air Pacific & FNPF

Congratulations to Air Pacific and HFFT Dave for the apparent improvement in profitability. Perhaps both FTHF Dave and Taito could answer a very simple question.

Has Air Pacific been paying FNPF interest on the F$400,000,000 (Four hundred MILLION dollars) loan they took from the Fiji Pensioners Funds, which at a very low 5% interest equates to  $1,666,667.00 per month, or TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS per annum.

Greybeard

The importance of having an occupation after retirement.

As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world. 
It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other “seniors” who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. 

Harold Schlumberg is such a person:
THIS IS QUOTED FROM HAROLD: 
  
            “I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you do now that you’re retired?’ 

Well…I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine. 
It’s rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it.” 

Harold should be an inspiration to us all.

The Three Amigos

We all know that two of ‘The Three Amigos’ will soon get their day before ‘the beak’, but what of the third?
 
Mr Beddoes, just how much do you still owe to a touring company following the cancellation of the World Netball Championships in 2006? Dicky Bird tells us it is somewhere in the region of 180 to 200 thousand NZ dollars!
 
And you want our votes? In your dreams! Mr. Beddoes in your Dreams

At Home in Suva

Suva’s best-known retirement residence, the Pearce Home, now welcomes long and short-term stayers. 

And if you’ve business or other matters to attend to in the capital for a day or two, or three, inexpensive accommodation and meals are available.

The Home also offers respite stays.  Those without home help may wish to leave an older family member in the good hands of Home staff while they attend to business or run important errands in town.     

The Pearce Home is a secure, well-maintained oasis on Butt Street beside its long-time neighbour, The Fiji Times. It has retained much of its colonial design and charm and is managed and run by friendly, qualified staff. Facilities include a common dining room and spacious lounge area with television, piano, library and other recreational activities.

The Home is an easy walk, or a short cab ride to shops, restaurants, clubs, pharmacies, doctors, hospitals, supermarkets, places of worship, government buildings and the city’s central business district.  Bus stops and taxi stands are close by.

Rooms are well appointed and serviced daily. Meals, including morning and afternoon tea, are wholesome and inclusive of board rates.

Daily:         F$50.00   all inclusive   (accommodation, meals, laundry service etc)
Monthly:    F$900.00 all inclusive   (accommodation, meals, laundry service, power, water etc)

The Pearce Home is operated by the Suva Relief Fund Trust under the direction of a Board of Trustees.  For information/reservations contact Resident Manager, Matron Ruci Kava (Tel: 679 3302396, M: 9765485), Trust Secretary Reubina Ram, 3304871, 9939799, E: reubina_ram@yahoo.com, or Trustee Emelita Wilson, 3300288, 9496332, emelita.wilson@gmail.com.

Book Review

Greetings grey-power-people! Here is an excerpt from the book Avoid Retirement and Stay Alive, by David Bogan & Keith Davies, published by Harper Collins in 2007 and reprinted twice during that year. 

‘…since you were born you’ve been marking time before you enter the dock for society to pronounce sentence: You have been found guilty of working hard all your life. You will now pay for that. You are sentenced to live out the rest of your days in a truly worthless existence. We’ll find you a little box to call home, where you will be expected to do less and eat less. And if you get sick we’ll soak up any savings you might have then put you at the back of the queue, behind all the other old and worthless people’. 

Bogan and Davies want us to remove the word ‘retirement’ from our vocabulary. As the blurb on the cover claims: ‘Retirement is a dumb idea with no place in modern society. It’s absurd, and economically unviable’. 

This book imparts a history of retirement. It explains how ‘retirement’ came to be ‘invented’ and explains the great ‘retirement fund scam’. It tells us why our private retirement fund was never going to be any more viable than a government pension. Globally, retirement is no longer sustainable. We ‘discarded persons’ can no longer rely on governments, pension schemes and subsidised health care to help us out. And this situation will not improve, it will get worse. 

As the writers point out – it’s the people who can afford to retire that don’t; and the ones who cannot afford to who do. The likes of Bill Gates and Warren Buffett don’t retire. They don’t because they choose to keep going. And that’s the point – if we work for somebody else we are usually forced to retire at a given age. And that is ruining the world’s economy. 

The book tells us about the many companies, over 80 in the UK including B&Q, Sainsbury’s and Kappa Packaging that now have a policy of employing a large percentage of people aged 50 and above. Why? Because they turn up on time, they are interested in their job, they have years of valuable experience, they have better customer relation skills, they take fewer sick days off, and they don’t steal from their employers. Interesting, isn’t it?
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A CLIMATE CHANGE CONCERN

What is it about climate change that has people at each others’ throats as soon as the subject crops up? It’s up there with religion and politics as a conversation no-no – a ‘don’t go there’ topic. And what gets my goat is the fact, and it is a fact, that the doom-sayers are winning the argument – to the detriment of children everywhere.
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n the one hand we have the ‘there is no such thing as climate change’ fundamentalists: and on the other we have the ‘human beings are causing climate change’ fundamentalists; with neither camp prepared to grant that there has always been climate change, and there always will be climate change, and the truly big unanswered question is ‘just how much are human beings exacerbating climate change’ for the worse. We don’t know. We are simply being told by vested interests that it is all our fault.

I watched a BBC interviewer ask children in a New York school about climate change, and my heart went out to those kids, aged around 5 or 6. They actually believed that the world was about to end – that we would all die for lack of food – that there would soon be no animals left on the planet. They all agreed that they were scared of climate change. One little girl said her mother was ‘very scared’; indeed several mentioned their parents’ fear. Then there was the TV report about a little girl who dashed home from school, burst into her apartment and ran madly from room to room closing every window, yelling to her mother that ‘the air is going to poison us.
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Fat Dave Needs CASH

Fast talking, High Flying getting Fat Dave is now becoming Desperate Dave, with an offer to all Air Pacific/Fiji Airways staff and their Buddies, for 50% discount travel between Fiji and Auckland return, also vise versa.
Those cardboard carton meals are definitely doing nothing for business.  

Not yet desperate enough to offer the Fiji Pensioners and FNPF members (who really own the biggest chunk of the tattered airline by virtue of the F$400,000,000 cash injection, that will never be repaid ) year round fare reductions.

The question really is “ How long can FTHF getting Fat Dave keep grabbing at straws before our government realises that they got a Boy to do a Mans job” ?

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THE GREAT NAME-CHANGE SCAM

Fast Talking High Flying Getting Fat Dave

That Air Pacific is to become Fiji Airways begs one heck of a lot of questions, because a company name change, expensive though it is, sends smoke signals for sure. If we follow that smoke to the offices of HFFT Dave and his minister buddy we shall find the fire.

What fuelled it? Well, fuel costs for one. An aging fleet, for sure. The decision to dump Boeing and jump into bed with Airbus. So let’s speculate…might not these (and more) have initiated a very clever and nasty plan at the highest levels of the aviation industry and the Fiji National Provident Fund – a plan that would begin with the decision to disenfranchise the FNPFs older pensioners – disguised as FNPF ‘reform’. Certainly a reform that was necessary but which perhaps had nothing to do with maintaining FNPF solvency in the long run and everything to do with raising money which the govt does not have?

Was this, at the highest levels, agreed that the FNPF would fund the new Airbuses? And to do that would the fund cheat its members and cut older pensions, whilst cleverly arranging a ‘top-up’ for the grass-roots pensioners to get them on side?

Was it a deliberate decision to quietly, without going public, declare Air Pacific bankrupt, write-off its debts, resuscitate Fiji Airways and – you’ve got it – new airline, no debts?

 This writer, having partaken of one quarter of the contents of those ‘Cattle Class’ meal boxes has a question for HFFT Dave and minister ASK. But first please bear with me while I describe the contents of those boxes – it might change your decision to fly Air Pacific/Fiji Airways.

One small, hard, cold, presumably chocolate muffin – it looked so sorry for itself that I didn’t have the heart to eat it. One (at a guess 100ml) tub of guava juice. One (ditto amount) Yoplait Banana yoghurt. One heaped dessert spoon of minutely chopped pawpaw and pineapple – I think – I can’t be certain. The yoghurt was delicious, but many people hate the stuff. Juice was okay. But now I’m wondering how many of those cartons printed ‘Air Pacific’ were purchased since we all know that the more of that type of item you buy the cheaper it is. Oh – but what the heck – they’d be part of the write-off if there is one, wouldn’t they? 

Here’s the question. With Air Pacific gone and its debts perhaps written off, would that 400 million ‘borrowed’ from the FNPF be re-paid and returned to the pensioners it rightfully belongs to? Silver surfers – don’t hold your collective breath – a gut feeling tells me that money has gone – to paraphrase Monty Python: ‘It’s Ex-money, deceased, finished, DEAD!’

“PIE IN THE SKY”

Fast Talking High Flying Dave has got the support of the Air Pacific Board and the Fiji Government to agree to renaming the airline what it was named 42 years ago Fiji Airways.
Shakespeare said a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Well unless FTHF Dave lifts his game the name change will not mean a thing. Heaven forbid it might even reflect badly on everything Fiji
With total mismanagement, FTHF Dave has promised much and delivered little, the airline has not been keeping to promised schedules, has demoralised staff, has pre-packed cardboard carton meals that clearly FTHF Dave has not been eating himself.. (getting to be a Fat Cat Dave), have all contributed to the downturn of Air Pacific. (read our previous posts before the name change was suggested, it was obvious to everyone who travelled)

Prior to receiving the new aircraft ( which research exercises have shown will not be able to handle Fiji’s essential cargo exports ), FTHF and getting FAT Dave, must lift the airlines standards and prove that the airline can be dependable by showing good management and not making promises he is incapable of keeping. Otherwise he should make the new name “PIE IN THE SKY”