Dangerous or Demented Driving ?
05 Sunday Aug 2012
Posted in Articles & Reports
05 Sunday Aug 2012
Posted in Articles & Reports
05 Sunday Aug 2012
Posted in Health Hints
In mid-December 2000 I knew that there was something wrong with one of my boobs. There was no pain, no ache, not even discomfort. There was merely a sense of being aware of my left nipple – the very slightest tingling, perhaps, but enough to awake that awareness. The feeling had been there for several days.
A breast palpation assured me that there were no lumps; but then I noticed something odd. My right nipple was clear, but the left was crusty. I cleared the crust away and decided to wait for 24 hours – when a quick check showed that the crustiness had returned.
So off to the doctor, who decided that this was merely a case of mild mastitis and gave me a seven day course of antibiotics. Seven days later the crust was still forming and a return visit to the doctor had me back on the antibiotics for a further seven days. The crust stayed there. So back I go to the doctor.
Now antibiotics play hell with my system – in fact just about any medication other than a Panadol tablet knocks me sideways: I’d have made a lousy drug addict! I went into panic mode when the doctor suggested a third course of antibiotics: three days on the things and thrush is inevitable. So I stood my ground and demanded a mammogram plus an ultra-sound. But it turned out that the mammogram machine was out of order – it would have to be the ultra-sound, which was arranged for two days later.
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20 Friday Jul 2012
Posted in Articles & Reports, Grey Power Editor
Did a CCF booklet titled ‘Our Voice, Our Future, Our Constitution drop out of your newspaper on the morning of the 20th? It’s a mere 23 small pages, not too wordy, well written and easy to understand; and comes complete with 5 ruled pages on which to gather one’s thoughts and ideas before writing a submission on the new constitution.
At a first reading one can be forgiven for imagining that towards the end of 2014 Fiji will become a new Utopia. However, read it through with extra care a second time and you will see that it contains the makings of several conflicts. I shall address only one of them, because it is of prime importance to Fiji pensioners.
On page 15 there is a list of ‘basic requirements…which the constitution-makers are likely to take a strong stance on’. Among these are: A common and equal citizenry – Elimination of discrimination.
Now turn to page 16 where Human Rights are discussed. Should there be ‘special rights’ for certain groups of people? One such group is described as being Elderly persons.
Now flip to page 19 on which is a list of principles which might constitute ‘The Bill of Rights’ that will become an integral part of the new constitution. Many of these rights pertain to Fiji pensioners, but there, right at the bottom of the page is Rights of older members of society.
Silver Surfers, I ask you this: Isn’t it high time we were no longer shut up in a separate box and labelled in this way?
It is sensible, right, and just, that society enacts laws to protect children and decide upon an age at which those children become adults. But can anybody say exactly when a human being becomes ‘elderly’? On retirement? 50? 53? 60? 68? It is utterly ridiculous! Our age should not matter one jot or tittle. We are still, and should be acknowledged as, a part of the ‘common and equal citizenry’ and to not be discriminated against.
How often do we read in the papers a report beginning…an elderly man/woman aged 50…? The media seem to have arbitrarily decided that anybody aged 50 suddenly becomes a redundant human being! Isn’t it high time that the words that denote ‘old’ are no longer used to describe a human being? Aged should refer solely to items such as wine and port. ‘Elderly’ describes 10 to 20 year old pets such as cats and dogs. ‘Older’ should refer to the differing ages of siblings or objects. ‘Mature’ describes a good Stilton or Camembert cheese. ‘Getting on’ should apply merely to those who are making a good go of it, as in getting on with the job; otherwise it should be outlawed. Not getting any younger is not only an impossibly idiotic expression; it is always used with a tone of pity – it’s an insult!
We must demand that we shall never again in the future be labelled ‘elderly’ and classed as a ‘special’ group, for we are not. We are human beings who worked hard, raised families, were in most cases forced to take out a pension and stop work. As a group, ‘pensioners’ are legitimate – but think about the fact that if you win the lottery or come into a huge inheritance at age 20, you can opt to retire from the banking job you have held since leaving school, take out your FNPF lump sum, or even a piddly pension, and become a ‘pensioner’! No age discrimination there.
Simply because the language says that we are ‘elderly’ or ‘old’ or older’ or ‘getting on’ or ‘not getting any younger’ or ‘aged’ does not mean that we should become second class citizens. That mind-set simply has to go, and has no relevant place in Fiji’s new constitution.
There is a downside to all this, as there is to every controversial idea – it would mean giving up those concessions which we ‘elderly’ people around the world enjoy, such as free bus passes. But wouldn’t you give up those things which are merely patronisation disguised as a right? A patronisation that ensures that we stay in our box and shut up? The message is ‘You are old – so think ‘old’.’
It is time for us Jacks and Jills to jump out of our boxes and tell those who have youth on their side – you might have a clear skin, all your teeth, no wrinkles, no specs, no arthritic fingers, and few health problems; but we have the experience, learning, and wisdom that you will have to work for many more years to come. We deserve to be listened to and we deserve respect because, Fiji’s future needs us more than it needs twenty year old greenhorns.
So are we, Fiji’s pensioners, going to be acknowledged as being a useful part of this new Utopia? This year we have been discriminated against: we have been insulted, harangued, labelled ‘greedy’, our pensions were cut, and the law court let us down. We need to do something about that by way of a joint submission to the Constituent Assembly.
Fiji’s youth has to learn that age bestows upon human beings so much more than any societal value granted to firm flesh and an absence of white hairs. Yes, Fiji’s future lies in the hands of its young people – but to build a true Utopia, Fiji’s young people need to respect, listen to, and heed those of us who have the experience that our extra years have granted us.
The new constitution must acknowledge this. We must ensure that we become fully integrated into the new Utopia as equal citizens and are no longer labelled in a manner that degrades and humiliates us.
20 Friday Jul 2012
Posted in Daily Humour
Grandpa, What Is Couple Sex?An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him,”Grampa, what is couple sex?”
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she’s old enough to ask the question, then she’s old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, “Why did you ask this question, honey?”
The little girl replied, “Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”
15 Sunday Jul 2012
Posted in Daily Humour
Young people have theirs,now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD – At the Doctor’s
* BFF – Best Friends Funeral
* BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM – Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
* DWI – Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
* FYI – Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA – Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL – Living on Lipitor
* LWO – Lawrence Welk’s On
* OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
* TOT – Texting on Toilet
* TTYL – Talk to You Louder
* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
* WTP – Where’re the Prunes?
* WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help.
GGLKI
(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
06 Friday Jul 2012
Posted in Articles & Reports, Grey Power Editor
Congratulations to Air Pacific and HFFT Dave for the apparent improvement in profitability. Perhaps both FTHF Dave and Taito could answer a very simple question.
Has Air Pacific been paying FNPF interest on the F$400,000,000 (Four hundred MILLION dollars) loan they took from the Fiji Pensioners Funds, which at a very low 5% interest equates to $1,666,667.00 per month, or TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS per annum.
Greybeard
06 Friday Jul 2012
Posted in Daily Humour
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to “make a difference” in the world.
It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other “seniors” who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.
Harold Schlumberg is such a person:
THIS IS QUOTED FROM HAROLD:
“I’ve often been asked, ‘What do you do now that you’re retired?’
Well…I’m fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine.
It’s rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it.”
Harold should be an inspiration to us all.
21 Thursday Jun 2012
Posted in Articles & Reports
13 Wednesday Jun 2012
Posted in Press Releases
Suva’s best-known retirement residence, the Pearce Home, now welcomes long and short-term stayers.
And if you’ve business or other matters to attend to in the capital for a day or two, or three, inexpensive accommodation and meals are available.
The Home also offers respite stays. Those without home help may wish to leave an older family member in the good hands of Home staff while they attend to business or run important errands in town.
The Pearce Home is a secure, well-maintained oasis on Butt Street beside its long-time neighbour, The Fiji Times. It has retained much of its colonial design and charm and is managed and run by friendly, qualified staff. Facilities include a common dining room and spacious lounge area with television, piano, library and other recreational activities.
The Home is an easy walk, or a short cab ride to shops, restaurants, clubs, pharmacies, doctors, hospitals, supermarkets, places of worship, government buildings and the city’s central business district. Bus stops and taxi stands are close by.
Rooms are well appointed and serviced daily. Meals, including morning and afternoon tea, are wholesome and inclusive of board rates.
Daily: F$50.00 all inclusive (accommodation, meals, laundry service etc)
Monthly: F$900.00 all inclusive (accommodation, meals, laundry service, power, water etc)
The Pearce Home is operated by the Suva Relief Fund Trust under the direction of a Board of Trustees. For information/reservations contact Resident Manager, Matron Ruci Kava (Tel: 679 3302396, M: 9765485), Trust Secretary Reubina Ram, 3304871, 9939799, E: reubina_ram@yahoo.com, or Trustee Emelita Wilson, 3300288, 9496332, emelita.wilson@gmail.com.
08 Friday Jun 2012
Posted in Articles & Reports, Health Hints
Greetings grey-power-people! Here is an excerpt from the book Avoid Retirement and Stay Alive, by David Bogan & Keith Davies, published by Harper Collins in 2007 and reprinted twice during that year.
‘…since you were born you’ve been marking time before you enter the dock for society to pronounce sentence: You have been found guilty of working hard all your life. You will now pay for that. You are sentenced to live out the rest of your days in a truly worthless existence. We’ll find you a little box to call home, where you will be expected to do less and eat less. And if you get sick we’ll soak up any savings you might have then put you at the back of the queue, behind all the other old and worthless people’.
Bogan and Davies want us to remove the word ‘retirement’ from our vocabulary. As the blurb on the cover claims: ‘Retirement is a dumb idea with no place in modern society. It’s absurd, and economically unviable’.
This book imparts a history of retirement. It explains how ‘retirement’ came to be ‘invented’ and explains the great ‘retirement fund scam’. It tells us why our private retirement fund was never going to be any more viable than a government pension. Globally, retirement is no longer sustainable. We ‘discarded persons’ can no longer rely on governments, pension schemes and subsidised health care to help us out. And this situation will not improve, it will get worse.
As the writers point out – it’s the people who can afford to retire that don’t; and the ones who cannot afford to who do. The likes of Bill Gates and Warren Buffett don’t retire. They don’t because they choose to keep going. And that’s the point – if we work for somebody else we are usually forced to retire at a given age. And that is ruining the world’s economy.
The book tells us about the many companies, over 80 in the UK including B&Q, Sainsbury’s and Kappa Packaging that now have a policy of employing a large percentage of people aged 50 and above. Why? Because they turn up on time, they are interested in their job, they have years of valuable experience, they have better customer relation skills, they take fewer sick days off, and they don’t steal from their employers. Interesting, isn’t it?
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