Hello Miss Singleton? – Yes, it is me.

Miss Singleton, this is John Smith, your tax accountant.  I must inform you that your tax statement was rejected by the IRS…They say that your salary and your possessions are incompatible…Your salary as a secretary is too low for you to be able to afford a luxury apartment, a new Mercedes-Benz, expensive clothing, jewelry, vacations in Europe, etc.

– Oh, and what can I do about it?

Well, let’s do the following: Send me a recent copy of your principal source of income, and I’ll see what I can do with it at the IRS.

– Very well Mr. Smith.  I am making a photocopy of it now, and I will fax it to you shortly.