A guy goes to the Public Service Commission to apply for a job. 

The interviewer asks him, 
“Are you allergic to anything?” 

He replies, 
“Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” 

“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?” 

“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.” 

The interviewer says,
“That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” 

Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?” 

The guy says,  “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.” 

The interviewer grimaces and then says,
“Okay. You’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.” 

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?” 

“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. 

No point in you coming in for that.

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