A man walks into the Election office and says to the receptionist:
“I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an Independent candidate.”
 
The receptionist replied: “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.”
 
He was filling the form until he came to the question – ”Are you circumcised?”
 
So he asked the receptionist,”Is this question necessary?”

She replied: “Sir, I’m sorry, but, if you are circumcised, you aren’t eligible to run for election”.

He asked, “What possible difference would it make if I were circumcised?”
She replied … “It’s quite simple, sir … To become a politician, you have to be a complete prick”! 
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