palmA Director of Public Prosecutions and an Attorney General have been stranded on a desert island for several months after their favourite helicopter crashed.

The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their daily food and drink.

Each day one of them would climb to the top of the tree to see if he could see a rescue boat coming…

One day the Director of Public Prosecutions yelled down from the tree, “WOW, I just can’t believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction.”

The Attorney General on the ground was skeptical and said, “You’re hallucinating, you’ve finally lost your mind.”

But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.

The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.
The Director of Public Prosecutions said to the Attorney General, “You know, we’ve been on this Godforsaken island for months now without a woman. It’s been such a long, long time… So … Do you think we should… well… you know… screw her?”


“Out of WHAT?” asked the Attorney General?