He sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret looked him over. “Nope.”
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen
completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little
louder this time, “Notice anything different
Margaret looked up and said in
her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s
different? It’s hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll
be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO
YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING
“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied.
“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE
IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!”
Margaret replied, “Should have
bought a hat, Bert.
Should have bought a hat.”