He sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

Margaret looked him over. “Nope.”

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen

completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little

louder this time, “Notice anything different

NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in

her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s

different? It’s hanging down today,

it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll

be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO

YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING

DOWN, MARGARET?”

“Nope. Not a clue”, she replied.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE

IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!”

Margaret replied, “Should have

bought a hat, Bert.

Should have bought a hat.”