Eileen and her  husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of  marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went  into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they  had ever had in the 25 years they had been  married. 

She went on and on and on:  neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling  unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs  she had endured over the course of their  marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a  sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around  the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her,  unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts  and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately  as her husband Bob watched with a raised  eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and  quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly  aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, ‘This is  what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do  this?’

Bob thought for a moment and replied, ‘Well, I  can drop her off here on Mondays and  Wednesdays . But  on Tuesdays ,Thursdays and Fridays I  play bowls   …