Answer: Fifty-four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
How many FNPF lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
01 Thursday Sep 2011
Posted Daily Humourin
Max Bell said:
…all of whom I assume are prepared to take a 64% pay cut to ensure prosperity for all.
La Passionara said:
And fees paid for by the beneficiaries and members without their concurrence.