A 25-year-old Jewish American Princess tells her mom that she has missed her period for the second month.  Her mother goes a drug store in downtown Miami to purchase a Pregnancy Test Kit. The results prove the girl is pregnant.

Shaking her hands in the air and screaming, her mother demands, “Who did this? Is he one of the neighbours?”

Without answering, the girl picks up her cell phone. Within a few minutes, a new Mercedes stops in front of their house.

An older, distinguished looking man wearing a Yarmulke rings the doorbell.  The maid lets him in and he sits down with the parents and says, “Your daughter has informed me of her condition.  I can’t marry because I am married, but I take full responsibility. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter and the child.  They shall live in a new house of their own on the beach and want for nothing.”

“Additionally, if it is a girl, I will write a new Will and bequeath two retail
furniture stores in New York City, an Office Building and a Deli in downtown Miami, plus a $2 million dollar trust fund.”

“If it is a boy, I will re-write my Will and leave two jewelry stores
in San Francisco, two apartment buildings in downtown Manhattan, an Office Building in downtown Seattle, two grocery stores downtown Portland, A Penthouse Condo in The Keys, and a $25 million dollar trust fund.”

“But if there is a miscarriage, I don’t know what to do.”

There was a moment of silence and then the girls mother placed
her hand gently on the elderly man’s shoulder.
“So, you’ll try again.”     :o)

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