Smile 1
An elderly lady in a nursing home had a habit of lifting the front of her nightgown and saying, “Super sex.”   She walked up to an elderly gentleman who was wearing a hearing aid.  She lifted the front of her nightgown and said, “Super sex.”  The elderly chap thought for a moment and then said, “I think I’ll have the soup.” 

Smile 2
A couple arranged for an elderly aunt to move into a retirement home.  The staff welcomed her on her arrival and sat her on a large comfortable settee in a communal lounge.  After a while the old lady began slowly to lean to one side.   Almost immediately a nurse rushed up an put a large cushion by her side.  Gradually the old lady began to lean to the other side.  Almost immediately a nurse rushed up and propped the old lady up with another large cushion by her other side.  In the evening the young couple visited the old lady and asked her anxiously how she was settling in.  “It’s fine,” she said, “but they won’t let you fart.”

 It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.