How To  Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. In  the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Marijuana.
2. Order  a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with  a serious face. 
3. Specify  That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To  Go’. 
4. Sing Along At  The Opera. 
5. Five  Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend
Their Party  Because You have a  headache. 
6. When  Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking  lot,
Yelling ‘Run  For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
7. Tell  Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The  Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You  Go.’ 

And  The Final Way To  Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 

8. PICK UP A BOX  OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE  FITTING ROOM IS.