A Fish Story

A guy who lives at Lake Saint Marys

(60 miles north of Dayton, OH ) saw a ball bouncing

around kind of strange in the lake and went to

investigate.

It turned out to be a flathead catfish that had

apparently tried to swallow a basketball which

became stuck in its mouth!!

The fish was totally exhausted from trying to

dive, but unable to, because the ball would

always bring him back up to the surface.

The guy tried numerous times to get the ball out,

but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut

the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry

catfish.

You probably wouldn’t have believed this,

if you hadn’t seen the following pictures:
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A Summary of FNPF Pensioners Rights

Fiji Pensioner:
Why are you insisting on reducing our pensions by 64% ?

 FNPF: Muppet Management
We cannot pay you your full pensions anymore because we have wasted your funds on bad investments made by Muppet Management (water under the bridge), yes the Fiji government has loans of 2 billion dollars, but don’t ask when they can repay it or the interest, its none of your business. Anyway you have lived too long and taken more than we think you should. Plus you are a burden on society now and should be put out to pasture.

Fiji Pensioner:
But it is our money, which is money that has been paid into the Fund by members from pay deductions and their employers. We pensioners all signed individual contracts for an agreed sum for the remainder of our lives. Some of us receive more than others, but these people had higher incomes, paid much higher taxes during their careers helping to maintain government services and other services to the communities- for example your scholarship to study; helping build roads and services and so on. These documents we signed at the point of retirement must mean something!

FNPF: Muppet Management
Your contracts mean NOTHING, the Government appointed the Board members and supports us Muppets, and it can make  laws or do reviews to change the law as we propose to do. None of us care about what you did for our country or how much you paid in the past, you have lived far too long. Why don’t you read the expensive advertisements we keep putting in the daily newspapers on our version of why we cannot afford to pay your pensions.

Fiji Pensioner:
We have read your advertisements and concluded they are a waste of OUR money, they do not propose any rectification measures to your incompetent management, and they only give reasons to support cutting pension payments.

Why are we never consulted, why have we never seen the results of an audit, or the reports into the operations of the FNPF?. Why do we the members not have a say in the appointment of people who control OUR investment? We should have some rights.

FNPF: Muppet Management
We don’t need to ask your opinion, or answer your questions, we have the support of the Government; the Government loves us, because we keep giving them your money. Why don’t you stop asking difficult questions? Just bugger off and die, we have might on our side, and who gives a damn about rights? What rights? Old people don’t have rights- get real!

Is this really the end of a very sad story? It is up to you. 

Grey Power

A Universal Pensioners Strike ?

I’m calling a pensioners’ strike.
And maybe then, after the great grey strike of 2011, we can start a genuinely collaborative conversation about how the generations need to support and depend upon one another, in a humane and caring future. 

“Hang on, but pensioners don’t work, do they?” And that’s the nub of the problem. Because that pervasive attitude, that retirees don’t “work” or “add value”, and are a “burden” on the productive population – that idea needs squashing, flat. In an act of solidarity with their juniors – and a demand for a bit of bleedin’ respect – Britain’s retirees should all, just for one day, do what everyone assumes they do – sit around watching Cash in the Attic, maybe play a spot of golf, have a nap … and do absolutely nothing else. And the country would grind to a standstill.

Let’s have the strike in the school holidays, shall we? Because seniors are the largest childcare sector in the UK – providing more hours of care than nurseries, nannies or playgroups, allowing hundreds of thousands of parents to go to work. The value of retirees’ grand-childcare is estimated at £2.6bn a year. On pensioners’ strike day, the economy would stall so heavily, George Osborne could use it as an excuse for his next growth figures. Then you have the 1.5 million people over the age of 60 in the UK who currently “work” as carers for ailing spouses, siblings and children. And these days, a significant proportion of retirees are actually still managing, sourcing or providing the care for their own parents.
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Why Grey Power wants a Commission of Inquiry into the FNPF

Not so long ago, the Attorney General said that that Fijipensioners-Grey Power, silver surfers’ (and supporters) request (plea, even) to His Excellency the President to appoint a Commission of Inquiry to look into  the FNPF was ‘laughable’ because he (meaning the President) did not have that ‘power’.
The AG also said, the FNPF had been reviewed before (presumably he meant when the last changes had taken place), and asked (rhetorically since we are not allowed to answer back in the same media where he finds his voice), why did we not ask for an inquiry then?
Apart from the fact that this was a comment devoid of an understanding of checks and balances in legal systems- to explain, we did not need a Commission of Inquiry then because we had a Parliament, where debates, select committees and active bi-partisan consultations took place, and questions asked in the House under the protection of Parliamentary privilege to allow full freedom of expression- clearly the Attorney General seems to be oblivious to the fact that a Commission of Inquiry is the President’s prerogative, not that of the Government of the day.
Unless the law has changed on this when we were not looking?
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The Many Causes of Stress

The American College of Physicians’ ‘Complete Home Medical Guide’ contains a chart which categorises stress levels. This chart and the accompanying 2 page article are relevant to Fiji’s beleaguered pensioners. 

LOW:

  • Change in work conditions
  • Change in schools
  • Small mortgage or loan
  • Change in eating habits
  • Christmas or other holidays

MEDIUM:

  • Big mortgage
  • Legal action over debt
  • Trouble with in-laws
  • Spouse begins or stops work
  • Trouble with boss

HIGH:

  • Retirement
  • Serious illness of family member
  • Pregnancy
  • Change of job
  • Death of close friend

VERY HIGH:

  • Death of a spouse
  • Divorce or marital separation
  • Personal illness or injury
  • Loss of job
  • Moving house
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Spending the Kids Inheritance

Article from The Daily Telegraph. London

Two thirds of adults aged under 35 expect to receive an inheritance but half of those aged over 50 are already spending the money, according to a survey of 2,000 people by Skipton Financial Services.

More than a third of the older group said leaving an inheritance would put a strain on their finances and more than a fifth said they did not expect to leave anything to anyone else when they die. That could lead to awkward scenes at the graveside – if not before – and leave many adult children bitterly disappointed.
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Diageo pledges Whisky against pension deficit

Here is a classic example of an organisation capable of thinking “Outside the Box” or is it “Inside the Barrel”? One thing is certain, unlike the current FNPF management and Board, this organisation is keeping its contractual commitment to its pensioners. 

(Reuters) – Drinks group Diageo (DGE.L) has agreed a plan with its pension fund which will use up to 2.5 million barrels of maturing Scotch whisky to help tackle a deficit of 862 million pounds.

The defined benefit plan was agreed after a triennial valuation of the Diageo Pension Scheme last April highlighted the deficit and triggered a requirement to agree a 10-year funding solution.
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The True Meaning of Stress

A young lady confidently walked around the room while explaining stress management to an elderly audience. With a raised glass of water, and everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, ‘half empty or half full?‘… She fooled them all … “How heavy is this glass of water?”, she inquired with a smile.

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
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