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Irony

10 Monday Nov 2014

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Floppy Disks ?

09 Sunday Nov 2014

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Female Intuition !!

08 Saturday Nov 2014

wifes right

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Wheres the Sports Channel

07 Friday Nov 2014

CB Joke

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Politicians Please Note

01 Saturday Nov 2014

farts

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Politians of today

21 Tuesday Oct 2014

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turtleWhile stitching a cut on the hand of an old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our leaders.

The old rancher said, “Well, most politicians are ‘Post Turtles’.”
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked what a ‘post turtle’ was.
The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.”
Seeing the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he explained.

“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function,and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him up there to begin with.”

Best explanation of a modern politician I’ve ever heard.

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He Does Not Look Like Frank

09 Thursday Oct 2014

Reminds

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Will I Live to see 80?

08 Wednesday Oct 2014

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geezer

 

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said “I was doing fairly well for my age”.

(I am past Seventy ).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking her, ‘Do you think I’ll live to be 80?’

She asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?’

‘Oh no,’ I replied. ‘I’m not doing drugs, either!’

Then she asked, ‘Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?’

 ‘I said, ‘Not much… My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!’

 ‘Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?’

‘No, I don’t,’ I said.

 She asked, ‘Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?’

‘No,’ I said…

She looked at me and said, ‘Then, why do you even give a shit?’

 

Poll claims 86% in Favour of Frank

12 Tuesday Aug 2014

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86 %

Does he look like he has been had by the SUN ?

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Ooops

12 Saturday Jul 2014

bless me

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