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Crystal Ball Or Corruption

16 Thursday Jan 2014

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crystalToday, 24 hours after the price of gasoline had been marginally reduced I drove into one of Fiji’s leading fuel retailers large filling station, only to be told that they had no gasoline in stock.

Who gave them due warning that the price of gasoline was going down yesterday so they could run their stocks down prior to the event. 

Was it the same person who told them it was going to be increased on the last adjustment so they could fill storage tanks to the brim.

What do YOU think…? Corruption is still alive and thriving in Fiji ….

REMEMBER THIS WHEN YOU VOTE

Be Careful

12 Sunday Jan 2014

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old captainMorris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. 

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. 

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’ 

Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.” 

 

The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that.. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’